News Roundup 2/14/06

Ya Snooze Ya Lose. Wake up, here's what's stirring this afternoon:

- Another Republican is indicated this time for a coin investment. What will the (un)right(eous) try next?

- Bush's media manipulation is worse than you think Talk about buying the system. Horrifying.

- Even lawyers are now speaking up about Bush's illegal tactics as it pertains to the warrantless domestic spying program. When the ABA denounces your practices, that's got to mean more than just a slap on the wrist.

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And now it looks like even Scott McClellan is pointing a finger at Cheney The White House just can't look good on this issue. They shouldn't even bother trying.

And for the cherry on top hop on over to to
Crooks and Liars for Jon Stewart's field day with the Cheney hunting mishap.

Better than fiction. Because it's true.

It's the Metaphor, Stupid!

by thereisnospoon

The Cheney shooting story isn't about to die down. I predict that the press is going to run with this story for days, if not weeks--and it has very little to do with the possibility of Cheney's being drunk, or with the 18 hour delay, or anything else. And this story is going to be much bigger than what we've seen so far in the White House Press Briefings.
It's because this story is a perfect metaphor for this administration's foreign and domestic policy. It says everything you need to know about Dick Cheney personally, and the way this entire administration operates.
And the press does this all the time: they run with little things that display flaws in character: Al Gore's "Internet" quote to highlight his weakness for exaggeration; Kerry's "Voted for it before I voted against it" to highlight his weakness for equivocation.
In this case, we have Cheney and the entire Bush Administration foreign and domestic policy in a nutshell. Especially in Iraq and Katrina.
In this case, Cheney and friends were killing innocent creatures who were trapped in a pen with no hope of escape.
Overeager, Cheney hunted with a shoot first, ask questions later mentality, and managed to strike his own partner, and send his friend to intensive care.
It later appears that Bush and his situation room (or so they said) had no idea what was going on on the ground there. They waited an entire day to even report the story, even though they obviously knew what happened. Hell, someone else had to force them to report the story, because they sure weren't going to unless they had to.
The official story then has Cheney blaming the victim, saying it was the victim's fault he got in Cheney's way.
It starts to become clear there was a pretty big hush-hush coverup job about it, but that the truth couldn't help but get leaked, despite the Administration's best wishes. There is even speculation that Cheney was possibly intoxicated, and not using his best intelligence before he started shooting.
And, of course, they couldn't afford to admit the truth, because the truth would probably be an impeachable offense.
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It's a perfect analogy for the way they have conducted their entire administration--and all the biggest flaws of this presidency are on display in one little vividly portrayed story.
A little story that has tremendous sway because, let's face it: THE VICE PRESIDENT JUST ACTUALLY SHOT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. The imagery is clear and potent--and not subject to the typical political "he said, she said."
There is no way to play the usual equivocating politics with a story about the vice-president ACTUALLY SHOOTING SOMEONE.
And that's why I guarantee you this story isn't going away: It's a perfect way for the press to indict the entire Administration through the perfect metaphor.
And they'll be able to do it without retribution, or accusations that both sides aren't being fairly presented.
And it's going to haunt these assholes for a long, long time, if my hunch is correct.